I’m pretty sure this no longer counts as news… Kelly Slater has won another surf event. It’s like reporting that the sun has in fact risen this morning. For the benefit of those who are shocked enough by the win to still be reading, Slater beat out C.J. Hobgood in the final at Cloudbreak. This is the first time Slater has won three out of the first four events on the tour. Check the full release over at Transworld here.