New York’s a saucy place to be governor …. David Patterson, the replacement for Eliot Spitzer who’s career ended after he was caught with high priced hooker, Ashley Alexandra Dupré, has been caught enjoying a steak dinner whilst nuzzling with a mystery “leggy Latina in her 20s“. Be interesting to see how this finishes. Other than that, a Mum tries to swap her baby for a gun, Pat Robertson is the worlds worst person (it’s official!), eReaders are looking amazing and someone called Audrina Partridge.

Mum trades baby for a gun – Yep, those are the words you are actually reading. A 33 year old woman in Phoenix tried to trade her baby daughter for a gun (she was unable to buy one legally) and claimed that the illegal arms dealer would make a better parent than she would … I’d call it a three way tie with the homeless junkie living in the dumpster in front of 711 that keeps exposing himself to passers by.

Pat Robertson deserves a long and painful end – How heartless do you have to be to say that the Haitian earthquake is the fault of the Haitian people? Ladies and gents I give you, Pat Robertson. The religious nut-bar said on an AP program that they “… swore a pact to the devil. They said, ‘We will serve you if you will get us free from the French.’ True story. And so, the devil said, ‘OK, it’s a deal.’” I’m aethiest, so I don’t believe in the afterlife, however I’m considering converting just so this douche can go to hell.

I think I need an eReader – Bonnier (the owners of Transworld) have got their R&D department working on eReaders. They teamed by with a design company called BERG and have created the concept for an amazing ‘digital magazine’ experience. The video demonstration actually got me excited about owning an eReader – until now it’s just been a ‘kind of want’.

And Finally – She’s done some reality show, she appeared in a Carls Jr commercial and there’s pre-fame ‘art’ pictures floating around the interwebs of her … Audrina Partridge. Oh, and if you only check one photo in the gallery above, make it the last one – Dingo!