One of my guilty morning reads is the gossip website The Superficial. They’ve got a typically sleazy post up at the moment featuring the cast of shitty reality MTV show called Jersey Shore (basically Big Brother but with self proclaimed ‘guidos’). I noticed the above photo and couldn’t help but picture the scene at Burton HQ… “Attention marketing employees, whoever is sending Burton product to the set of Jersey Shore, please gather your possessions, you’re fired. Security will be along shortly to escort you from the building. They’re gonna’ be rough.”