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Peep this video of Analog’s newest signing James Zammit. Pretty damn impressive if you ask me, but I skate worse than my 3 year old nephew and all he can do is fall off. So, pretty much anything over tick-tacking impresses the shit out of me. And because neither Google or Wikipedia yielded any information on James I am stuck making up interesting shit about him so you will keep reading – here we go: James was born in Atlanta, Georgia in 1912 to two nuclear physicists. Being ahead of their time and really smart, James folks managed to make him age super slowly and skate really well. At age 1 James found the missing link and proved the earth flat but because he couldn’t talk yet, nobody knew. True story. Enjoy the vid.