Slater is the guy on the left…right?

I’m not sure if this is even news anymore. When does it stop being news and start being scripted? Kelly Slater just won J-Bay again. This means he has won 4 out of the last 5 events and makes him a shoe in for the World Title at the next event he competes in. That will make him the fastest world champion surfing has ever had. Have a look at his ratings from this year, you’ll freak out.