Photo: Kim Kwang Hyon/AP – via Washington Post

Leader of North Korea and friend to Dennis Rodman, Kim Jong Un, is super pissed off cause Switzerland are seriously screwing with his plans for a ski resort. Due to international sanctions on luxury goods, the Swiss are refusing to sell the lifts. And despite the fact that the hermit kingdom can build a nuclear bomb, apparently the technology needed to make chairs on a cable go uphill eludes them.

Kim got to learn to ski while he was being educated in Switzerland – the above photo is one of the actual slopes in North Korea leading me to believe that tubby is going to be severely disappointed when he sees how the local hill compares.

For more on the story, including the refused sale hilariously being called a human rights abuse, check the Washington Post story here.