I should start this by letting you know that there’s little in the world I hate more than reality TV. It’s a violent hatred reserved for a type of content that is so mindless and pointless that it drives me insane to think someone could possible spend hours of their life, which they will never get back, watching it.

And with that, I bring you episode one of a new reality show on Network A called ‘Surf House’. It features Mitch Crews, Michael Dunphy, Alisha Gonsalves and Bree Kleintop, who can count their careers pretty much over if they continue with this show, because a lot of brands are going to cringe at their product being seen on this. It’s all about “four pro surfers living together on the North Shore of Oahu during the prime winter surf season.” And as many of the comenters on YouTube have pointed out, there isn’t much in the way of surfing so far. Save yourself some time and move on.